i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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