i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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