So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
