It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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