they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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