susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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