Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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