Heybabeimwearingurpanties
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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