I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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