i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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