I would go down on you faster than GM stock
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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