I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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