Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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