did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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