can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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