____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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