fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
How external is "for external use only"?
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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