Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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