Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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