can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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