i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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