also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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