Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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