So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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