I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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