yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
They have beer where we have blood.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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