covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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