he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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