of course. lets lasso hookers.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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