honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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