butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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