scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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