I need to stop coming to work sober
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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