Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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