Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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