He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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