Your tits are I can't wait for
Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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