I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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