hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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It's official drugs can't kill me
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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