i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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