I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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