Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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