What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
When did we convert life to cartoon?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
