how can u be prego again
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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