my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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