So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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