smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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