Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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