My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
When did angry sex become our thing?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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