this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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