Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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