how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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