Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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