Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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