just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
third nipple confirmed
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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