...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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