Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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