Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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