i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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