Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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